I used to think engaging in a spirited back-and-forth online meant standing up for what I believed in. But let’s be real: most internet arguments aren’t about learning or understanding. They’re about ego, one-upmanship, and who can hit “reply” the fastest with a snarky comeback.

Once upon a time, I was wide-eyed and easy to dazzle. But after a few decades, the list of things that don't impress me has grown.